“Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. That surrender, even the smallest act of giving up, stays with me. So when I feel like quitting, I ask myself, which would I rather live with?”

Shaun and Chris take on Max Payne 3 for the Xbox 360, and struggle to understand Max’s propensity for substance abuse, constant depression and perpetual slow motion. This is the last of six chapters of the game, as we skipped a bit from start to finish. (WARNING: This game is rated M for Mature.)

Have a game you want to see us suffer through play next? Let us know in the comments or by sending us an email. Now that this is a series, we’ve created its own page, which you can see here. It’ll list all the games we’ve done so far and what might be coming next.

It’s time to pop some pills and do a dive roll. Game on.