Drivers can’t stand to be reminded of what can happen to ’em in a racecar. They, they don’t go to hospitals, they don’t go to funerals. You get a driver to a funeral before he’s actually dead, you’ve made history, darlin’.
Chris, Shaun, and Tech Guy are here, suffering through the very real drama that is Mario Kart Double Dash. In this circuit, losing means more than just a disappointing paycheck — it means your family gets killed. This is the final chapter, as everything Yoshi has learned about driving is put to the test in All Cup Mode. Can Yoshi save his kids from the fate that his wife suffered? Will he be able to conquer his demons on Rainbow Road? Everything comes down to the final race in this ultimate battle…
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It’s time to save Yoshi’s kids from an unfortunate baseball bat accident. Game on.