Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning’s winning.

Chris, Shaun, and Tech Guy are here, suffering through the very real drama that is Mario Kart Double Dash. In this circuit, losing means more than just a disappointing paycheck — it means your family gets killed. Having watched Yoshi struggle on 150 cc and lose his wife, the Koopa Troopas step in to try to save Yoshi’s kids, while Yoshi has to fight his way back up through the minor leagues of 50 cc.

Have a game you want to see us suffer through play next? Let us know in the comments or by sending us an email. Now that this is a series, we’ve created its own page, which you can see here. It’ll list all the games we’ve done so far and what might be coming next.

It’s time to save Yoshi’s wife from an unfortunate mangling accident. Game on.