It’s because it’s what you love, Yoshi. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit, thinking. Well, Yoshi is not a thinker. Yoshi is a driver. He is a doer. And that’s what you need to do. You don’t need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra!
Chris, Shaun, and Tech Guy are here, suffering through the very real drama that is Mario Kart Double Dash. In this circuit, losing means more than just a disappointing paycheck — it means your family gets killed. Have a game you want to see us
suffer through play next? Let us know in the comments or by sending us an email. Now that this is a series, we’ve created its own page, which you can see here. It’ll list all the games we’ve done so far and what might be coming next.
It’s time to save Yoshi’s wife from an unfortunate mangling accident. Game on.